I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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