I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Terrible idea I love it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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