dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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