Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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