oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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