You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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