I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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