is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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