normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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