you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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