No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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