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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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