i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Come see our sink grown plant.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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