I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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