Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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