Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So many bounce houses so little time
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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