absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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