Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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