Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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