I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
third nipple confirmed
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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