i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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