I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
