the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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