I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
