Kiss
Puke
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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