i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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