And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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