3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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