but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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