Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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