Where is the hickey?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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