finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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