and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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