I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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