i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize