She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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