do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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