Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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