discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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