i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I know her cup size but not her name....
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