I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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