A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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