that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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