Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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