your parents love me but you hate me
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize