she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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