Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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