can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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