mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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