I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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