You made me cry and you don't even care
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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