bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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