its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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