Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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