You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
