Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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