We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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